Please be patient while we load up your point machine... of doom.
How to Play

Click the button to run the bar.
Hire a manager to do this for you instead when you have the points to spend.

Managers take 6% of the bar's income (they have mouths to feed).
They run the bar for you (worth it).

Bars have different income ranges based on the level of quality.
Some of these ranges overlap.
Some dive bars are better than some casual bars, but won't earn points as fast (slackers).

I heard there's a speakeasy around here somewhere, or is there something even more elusive?

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